Go ahead. Tell this coed phone sex girl the bad news. I know it’s coming, after all. Might as well go ahead and get it over with.

Take your clothes off. DO IT! Let’s see just how small that little white penis of yours REALLY is.

OMG. OMFG! Wow, you’re going to have to come closer. I can hardly see it, and there’s nothing wrong with my vision!

Oh, yeah, that little thing is definitely worthy of SPH. That’s the ONLY thing it’s worthy of, in fact.

Wow. I really hope you never try to have sex with a girl. You’re going to disappoint the hell out of her if you do try. Or maybe you have tried before, and she laughed at you. That was when you started liking small penis humiliation, wasn’t it?

And now here you are. Standing here totally naked in front of me while I laugh at you and give you one of my very special SPH phone sex calls. Aren’t you a lucky little thing? Emphasis on the “little!” *Giggles*

What happens next? Call your teen phone sex Mistress, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some small penis humiliation phone sex and find out!

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Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

You know, tons of guys love my young phone sex voice. They all tell me how cute and fun I sound. *Giggles* It’s true. I may be 18 and a teen phone sex girl, but I don’t sound like it!

I’m legal, though, even if I don’t sound like it. Promise!

Of course, all the boys think my voice is perfect for all their naughty roleplay fantasies. Yep, taboo phone sex is one of my specialties!

I also do the whole bratty teen thing really well, too. I’m an only child, so I’m pretty used to getting my way. That makes it awfully easy for me to boss the dirty old men around. *Giggles*

Big black cock is one of my favorite things in the universe. So if you want to add roleplay, BBC, and either a little bratty femdom princess or a Daddy’s good girl thing, then I have an idea.

Maybe “Daddy” could come home from work early and catch his pretty, slutty blonde daughter in bed with her big black boyfriend! What would happen next in that fantasy is entirely up to you. *Winks*

So pick up your phone and call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some fantastic coed phone sex. I can’t wait!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys! How are all you little cuckold losers doing today? *Giggles* Bet you haven’t been able to stop thinking about me, have you?

Not that I blame you. My hot teen phone sex girl body is enough to drive even dudes with big dicks who actually have a CHANCE with me crazy! So I know all of you have probably masturbated to my pics so much you’ve got freaking carpal tunnel.

Plus, it’s not exactly a secret how much cucky boys get off on thinking about me fucking a big black cock. You’re in luck, too. I just fucked a couple of new ones this weekend! *Giggles*

I went to this awesome club with a couple of my sorority sisters. We had to get fake IDs to get in, but whatever. We looked so hot that it wasn’t like they really looked closely at them at the door, anyway. I drank some, naturally, since I had that fake ID, but mostly I danced a lot. Like…A LOT. With a bunch of different guys. There were sooooo many huge black guys there! I can’t even count the number of BBC I had rubbed against my ass on the dance floor!

It wasn’t like I didn’t have my choice of dudes there, so I could afford to be REALLY selective. Which I was. I picked the two biggest, hottest guys there with the hardest dicks and took them home. It didn’t hurt that they were friends, either. *Giggles*

We went back to my place, and I got plowed in all three of my holes by those gigantic cocks. It felt so freaking good! I definitely think those two guys are going to become regulars.

Really, the only thing that was missing was a small-dick white boy there to laugh at. I would’ve loved a little small penis humiliation practice. Not that I need it, but still.

The good thing about interracial cuckold phone sex, though, is that I DO have that loser white boy to laugh at–and it’s you!

So call Princess Parker already at 1-888-KINKY-55 to discuss your black cock cuckold fantasies. Don’t keep me waiting any longer!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys. What’s been going on?

Well, I’ve been hanging out with this guy lately. He doesn’t have a big black cock–mostly because he’s white–, but he is fun for other things.

And by “other things,” I mean indulging my bratty domme side. *Winks*

He’s actually the older brother of one of my sorority sisters. We all got really drunk one night, and he started talking about a bunch of things he’d probably rather not have people knowing. *Giggles* He was really lucky, though. None of the other people there remembered anything that happened the next day. Well, except me, of course!

It turns out that this guy has a diaper fetish, among other things.

I know how to handle an adult baby, so I went to him one day when no one was around and told him that we should make a deal. I could indulge his desire for a babysitter AND keep my mouth shut about what I knew in exchange for him keeping my apartment and car clean, and that otherwise we could keep hanging out like nothing had happened.

We’ve gotten together secretly a few times since then. Now I’m really anxious to see if all the new ABDL stuff I’ve learned translates as well over the phone as I think it will. *Giggles*

I’m sure you’re curious, too. In that case, pick up your phone and call Babysitter Parker for babysitter phone sex right now!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys! You’ve all been following my blogs for awhile, right? So I’m giving you a pop quiz! *Giggles* Can you name my top five favorite fetish phone sex calls?

I’ll give you a second to think about it.

….

Ok, are you ready for the answers? You can compare them with yours and see how close you were! I’ll go in reverse order, from #5 to #1.

5.) Feminization phone sex! There’s really not much that’s more fun than dressing a boy up in girls’ clothes. Humiliation and cocksucking or strap on phone sex is optional.

4.) Babysitter phone sex! I love little boys of all ages. It’s great being the first one to introduce them to all the naughty things the adult world holds. Not to mention they usually have really hot Dads, too.

3.) Foot fetish phone sex! I like it when boys realize that they belong at my feet simply because I’m so awesome. I have really cute feet, too, which all you boys seem to love!

2.) Age play phone sex! My really young-sounding voice is perfect for this fantasy. Well, so’s my twisted mind, too. The younger the better, really. *Giggles*

And Princess Parker’s number one favorite is…

*Drumroll*

1.) Interracial cuckold phone sex! That one wasn’t hard to figure out, was it? The fact that I mention big black cock in nearly every blog post should have been a HUGE (pun intended) hint for you.

The good news is, even if you don’t see your fetish listed, I’m an anything goes phone sex coed, which means I want to talk about whatever’s on your mind. So pick up your phone and give me, Parker, a call at 1-888-KINKY-55.

Talk to you soon!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

So you wanna learn how to be a cocksucker, huh? Or maybe you don’t. Who cares what you think? *Giggles*

You’re in luck. Princess Parker loves forced bi scenes. Particularly if I’m the one who’s going to be providing the cock you’re going to suck on.

Of course, because I’m a BBC Princess, it’s going to be a big black cock you’re going to be sucking on for me!

I mean, DUH. Did you really expect anything else?

I didn’t think so. That’s exactly why you came to me, isn’t it? You have a secret black dick fantasy rattling around in that little brain of yours that you don’t want anyone else to know about!

So, yeah, my little slut. You’re going to get down on your knees, and you’re going to suck a black cock for me! I’ll show you how to please a big black man, if necessary. Because, really, if you’re going to do this, you need to know how to do it right.

You’re going to lick and suck and deep-throat that BBC for me. You’re going to get my big black friend off soooo hard. And if he wants to shoot his load on your face, you’re going to thank him for his gift to you. And if he wants you to swallow it, you’re going to swallow every single drop of it.

And if he gets hard again right after he cums, well….who knows what might happen in this little forced bi phone sex fantasy?

If you’re ready to give it a go, then pick up your phone and call me, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some cheap phone sex!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys. How goes it?

I was trying to decide what to blog about earlier. There are tons of options, you know, because I’m into all kinds of fetish phone sex calls. Well, it turned out I couldn’t pick just one! *Giggles*

So I thought that today, instead of focusing on a certain fetish, I could write about all the awesome ways you can enjoy cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

Of course, 18 teen phone sex with me is fun in any form, right? And you know me, I’m always up for anything and everything!

You know, like taboo phone sex. Lots and lots of you boys call me for that! I think you love that have no limits whatsoever and am totally anything goes. You know I’m not going to get all weirded out and say, “OMG, you’re such a pervert!” and slam the phone down on you or something.

It’s much more likely that I’ll listen to your fantasy and tell you about one of mine that’s awfully similar.

Then, a bunch of you also like it when this bratty domme is on top! I get all kinds of guys who want me to be in charge one way or another. *Smiles* And I’m not complaining!

By far, the most common fantasy of the guys who call me craving domination is cuckold phone sex. But that may be because of my fascination with big black cock.

Then, there are also a ton of guys who want to have their small dicks laughed at by this 18 teen humiliatrix. That probably goes back to the black dick thing, too. I mean, they know I’ve seen what a *real* cock looks like, so they wanna hear me laugh at their stupid-looking little thingie. *Giggles*

But, yeah, it totally doesn’t matter what your fantasy is. I want you to share it with me! I love hearing about all the dirty things that turn men on when they call me for phone sex.

Anyway, I’d love to talk to you soon. My number is 1-888-KINKY-55, which is super-easy to remember! So when you’re feeling horny (like now), pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Heya, sissy sluts! *Giggles*

This bratty domme was just thinking about all you sissy phone sex boys today. I was looking online for some new dildos, LOL!

Of course, looking at all those toys was awesome. There are just SO many options to choose from! Big ones, small ones, thick ones, thin ones, straight ones, curved ones, cyberskin ones, silicone ones. OMG, and so many different colors.

It was great! I love to shop, especially for toys.

Anyway, while I was looking at all these dildos, my mind naturally started wondering, “Will any of these work in my strap-on?” Which got me to thinking about my sissies!

I just love to see a little panty boy on his knees, sucking on my strap-on or up on all fours taking it in the ass like a good little bitch! *Giggles*

God, I totally can’t wait to pound your slutty ass in our hot strap-on phone sex session!

So don’t keep me waiting! Pick up your phone and call me, Princess Parker, for some mind-blowing cheap phone sex at 1-888-KINKY-55. I can’t wait!!!!!!!!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Do you ever read this teen phone sex girl’s blogs and wonder if you have what it takes to be a black cock cuckold?

Well, I’m pretty sure I can answer that for ya.

Princess Parker’s Top 5 Ways To Tell You’re An Interracial Cuckold.

1.) Cheating wife or cheating girlfriend stories make your tiny dickie hard as a rock!

2.) When you think about your wife/girlfriend cheating on you, you don’t imagine killing the guy she’s fucking. All you can think about is how her fresh, hot creampie would taste if you were doing cleanup on her with your tongue!

3.) You have a huge fascination with–you guessed it–big black cock! Don’t think I don’t know about all that Mandingo porn you’ve been watching when no one’s around.

4.) You know you can’t please your hot wife (or hot girlfriend), so you want to someone with some real skills make her happy!

5.) You secretly wonder what it would be like to swallow down that BBC yourself! *Giggles*

There you have it. How to tell if you’re really a black dick cuck!

Another good way to tell is to call me, Parker, for some interracial cuckold phone sex. Chances are, if my hot young voice gets you off talking about fucking black dick, you’re set to be a full-blown cuck for sure!

So pick up your phone and call me at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some really hot cheap phone sex with me, Parker.

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Quick, what’s the most common reaction you get when a girl (any girl, I mean, not just a hot phone sex brat like me) sees your tiny thingie?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Laughter. Giggles. You should be used to it by now, right?

I mean, maybe she’s a nicer person than me. She might try to stifle her giggles and hide them behind her hand. She might pretend like she needs to use the bathroom, excuse herself, and go laugh at you in silence. Then, suddenly, her friend calls, and there’s some horrible emergency that she has to attend to. And you never see her privately again, do you? And when you see her and her friends in public, they all seem to be smirking openly at you with these knowing grins on their faces.

But that’s not me. Not at all. I’m an 18 teen phone sex slut, and I’ve seen tons of dick. And yours just ain’t cutting it, little man. *Giggles*

I’m totally not shy, and I call them like I see them. So in your case, that means straight up small penis humiliation!

Don’t even play like that doesn’t make your tiny fucking thing throbbing hard ’cause we both know it does.

Anyway, if you’re ready for humiliation phone sex with the hottest 18 teen humiliatrix ever, then call me, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55!

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.