Go ahead. Tell this coed phone sex girl the bad news. I know it’s coming, after all. Might as well go ahead and get it over with.

Take your clothes off. DO IT! Let’s see just how small that little white penis of yours REALLY is.

OMG. OMFG! Wow, you’re going to have to come closer. I can hardly see it, and there’s nothing wrong with my vision!

Oh, yeah, that little thing is definitely worthy of SPH. That’s the ONLY thing it’s worthy of, in fact.

Wow. I really hope you never try to have sex with a girl. You’re going to disappoint the hell out of her if you do try. Or maybe you have tried before, and she laughed at you. That was when you started liking small penis humiliation, wasn’t it?

And now here you are. Standing here totally naked in front of me while I laugh at you and give you one of my very special SPH phone sex calls. Aren’t you a lucky little thing? Emphasis on the “little!” *Giggles*

What happens next? Call your teen phone sex Mistress, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some small penis humiliation phone sex and find out!

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Hiya, boys! How are all you little cuckold losers doing today? *Giggles* Bet you haven’t been able to stop thinking about me, have you?

Not that I blame you. My hot teen phone sex girl body is enough to drive even dudes with big dicks who actually have a CHANCE with me crazy! So I know all of you have probably masturbated to my pics so much you’ve got freaking carpal tunnel.

Plus, it’s not exactly a secret how much cucky boys get off on thinking about me fucking a big black cock. You’re in luck, too. I just fucked a couple of new ones this weekend! *Giggles*

I went to this awesome club with a couple of my sorority sisters. We had to get fake IDs to get in, but whatever. We looked so hot that it wasn’t like they really looked closely at them at the door, anyway. I drank some, naturally, since I had that fake ID, but mostly I danced a lot. Like…A LOT. With a bunch of different guys. There were sooooo many huge black guys there! I can’t even count the number of BBC I had rubbed against my ass on the dance floor!

It wasn’t like I didn’t have my choice of dudes there, so I could afford to be REALLY selective. Which I was. I picked the two biggest, hottest guys there with the hardest dicks and took them home. It didn’t hurt that they were friends, either. *Giggles*

We went back to my place, and I got plowed in all three of my holes by those gigantic cocks. It felt so freaking good! I definitely think those two guys are going to become regulars.

Really, the only thing that was missing was a small-dick white boy there to laugh at. I would’ve loved a little small penis humiliation practice. Not that I need it, but still.

The good thing about interracial cuckold phone sex, though, is that I DO have that loser white boy to laugh at–and it’s you!

So call Princess Parker already at 1-888-KINKY-55 to discuss your black cock cuckold fantasies. Don’t keep me waiting any longer!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys! You’ve all been following my blogs for awhile, right? So I’m giving you a pop quiz! *Giggles* Can you name my top five favorite fetish phone sex calls?

I’ll give you a second to think about it.

….

Ok, are you ready for the answers? You can compare them with yours and see how close you were! I’ll go in reverse order, from #5 to #1.

5.) Feminization phone sex! There’s really not much that’s more fun than dressing a boy up in girls’ clothes. Humiliation and cocksucking or strap on phone sex is optional.

4.) Babysitter phone sex! I love little boys of all ages. It’s great being the first one to introduce them to all the naughty things the adult world holds. Not to mention they usually have really hot Dads, too.

3.) Foot fetish phone sex! I like it when boys realize that they belong at my feet simply because I’m so awesome. I have really cute feet, too, which all you boys seem to love!

2.) Age play phone sex! My really young-sounding voice is perfect for this fantasy. Well, so’s my twisted mind, too. The younger the better, really. *Giggles*

And Princess Parker’s number one favorite is…

*Drumroll*

1.) Interracial cuckold phone sex! That one wasn’t hard to figure out, was it? The fact that I mention big black cock in nearly every blog post should have been a HUGE (pun intended) hint for you.

The good news is, even if you don’t see your fetish listed, I’m an anything goes phone sex coed, which means I want to talk about whatever’s on your mind. So pick up your phone and give me, Parker, a call at 1-888-KINKY-55.

Talk to you soon!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

You know, this bratty femdom has noticed something. There are a LOT of naughty Daddies out there.

And it seems like all of ‘em want to call this teen phone sex Princess. *Giggles*

It’s not like I blame them or anything. I mean, my sexy body and hot young phone sex voice drives boys crazy all the time! So, naturally, they can’t resist me.

But a lot of them seem to like having a hot teen Domme just like me. And, yeah, they definitely shouldn’t let a mischievous girl like me with a totally evil mind have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck I want. *Giggles*

Because, really, it won’t take long for you to be in a pair of my skimpiest panties, Daddy. Really, it won’t, because I’ve loved feminization of boys ever since you caught me dressing my little cousin up in Mommy’s dresses when I was much younger.

Are you wondering what might happen next? Well, to be honest, Daddy, it depends on what kind of mood your little teen humiliatrix happens to be in. Maybe it’ll be something simple, like me giggling at how small your dick looks in those panties. Or maybe it’ll be something naughtier, like me having you suck my boyfriend’s big black cock.

You know. Whatever.

If you’re wondering how this would play out between the two of us, then pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call! Just keep in mind, though, I’ve always loved strap on phone sex with naughty Daddies! *Giggles*

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys. How goes it?

I was trying to decide what to blog about earlier. There are tons of options, you know, because I’m into all kinds of fetish phone sex calls. Well, it turned out I couldn’t pick just one! *Giggles*

So I thought that today, instead of focusing on a certain fetish, I could write about all the awesome ways you can enjoy cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

Of course, 18 teen phone sex with me is fun in any form, right? And you know me, I’m always up for anything and everything!

You know, like taboo phone sex. Lots and lots of you boys call me for that! I think you love that have no limits whatsoever and am totally anything goes. You know I’m not going to get all weirded out and say, “OMG, you’re such a pervert!” and slam the phone down on you or something.

It’s much more likely that I’ll listen to your fantasy and tell you about one of mine that’s awfully similar.

Then, a bunch of you also like it when this bratty domme is on top! I get all kinds of guys who want me to be in charge one way or another. *Smiles* And I’m not complaining!

By far, the most common fantasy of the guys who call me craving domination is cuckold phone sex. But that may be because of my fascination with big black cock.

Then, there are also a ton of guys who want to have their small dicks laughed at by this 18 teen humiliatrix. That probably goes back to the black dick thing, too. I mean, they know I’ve seen what a *real* cock looks like, so they wanna hear me laugh at their stupid-looking little thingie. *Giggles*

But, yeah, it totally doesn’t matter what your fantasy is. I want you to share it with me! I love hearing about all the dirty things that turn men on when they call me for phone sex.

Anyway, I’d love to talk to you soon. My number is 1-888-KINKY-55, which is super-easy to remember! So when you’re feeling horny (like now), pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Quick, what’s the most common reaction you get when a girl (any girl, I mean, not just a hot phone sex brat like me) sees your tiny thingie?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Laughter. Giggles. You should be used to it by now, right?

I mean, maybe she’s a nicer person than me. She might try to stifle her giggles and hide them behind her hand. She might pretend like she needs to use the bathroom, excuse herself, and go laugh at you in silence. Then, suddenly, her friend calls, and there’s some horrible emergency that she has to attend to. And you never see her privately again, do you? And when you see her and her friends in public, they all seem to be smirking openly at you with these knowing grins on their faces.

But that’s not me. Not at all. I’m an 18 teen phone sex slut, and I’ve seen tons of dick. And yours just ain’t cutting it, little man. *Giggles*

I’m totally not shy, and I call them like I see them. So in your case, that means straight up small penis humiliation!

Don’t even play like that doesn’t make your tiny fucking thing throbbing hard ’cause we both know it does.

Anyway, if you’re ready for humiliation phone sex with the hottest 18 teen humiliatrix ever, then call me, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55!

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hiya, little boys. I know all of you secretly–or not so secretly–have a crush on your phone sex babysitter.

She’s beautiful, isn’t she? A perky, petite 18 teen phone sex girl with long blonde hair, brown eyes, a tight little body, and a wicked, wicked mind.

Somehow, she seems to understand all your needs and desires and fetishes. Even some of the ones you keep hidden away in the darkest corners of your minds.

She knows all about you, the little sissy baby, who wants to be humiliated and dressed up in diapers and little girls’ clothes.

She knows all about you, the little schoolboy, who needs a spanking from time to time to keep you in line.

She loves participating in the corruption and humiliation of naughty little boys. She has a gentle hand to use on an adult baby and a firmer one to use on those somewhat older boys who have lessons to learn.

How do I know all this? Because the star of all your babysitter phone sex fantasies is me! *Giggles* So hurry up and call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55, and let’s have some fun already!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

In spite of the fact that I can be a total phone sex brat, I’m actually really submissive. Well, for the right person.

See, the problem is, there are too few real men out there anymore. I don’t know what happened because from what older women, like my mom and some of the older phone sex girls at DBMG tell me it hasn’t always been like this. That men used to know how to put girls in their places.

I dunno. I kinda wish it were like that now. As it is, I have to amuse myself by showing my scorn for weak-willed losers by giving them a lot of humiliation while I secretly pine for a big, strong, confident man who isn’t afraid to be in charge.

A lot of guys ask me, “Parker, why do you like black guys so much?”

Well, the truth is, aside from the fact that I love that big black cock, it seems like a much greater percentage of black guys, as opposed to white guys, are willing to be dominant with me. Seems like a lot of white dudes just see a hot blonde chick like me and get all drooling and stupid and want to do anything I want.

Lame! *Rolls eyes*

What I want is a man who’s not afraid to be dominant with me, who won’t roll over on his back every time I come around. I want to do some really wild roleplay phone sex where I get to please him and obey his every command like a good little girl!

Are you that man? Or are you just a loser? This phone sex submissive knows how to take care of strong, dominant men, and I know how to laugh at stupid submissive men.

So whatever you are, call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex!

AIM: prettyparker69

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Yes, boys, this is totally another “Princess Parker loves big black cock” blog!

So I just had a fantastic call with N., who is now officially my new bitch boy. *Giggles* He’s a naughty little slut and a complete black cock cuckold! Which, as you know, is totally ok with me.

N., of course, wants me to be 100% happy, so when I brought home a big black guy from the club to fuck, N. wanted to watch. Little voyeur!

I had him strip for me, so I could compare his dick to the other guy’s BBC. You can imagine he came up kinda, well, short, right? *Giggles*

I love to cuck little white boys and tell them what I REALLY think of their dicks. Some small penis humiliation always gets me in the mood to be fucked really hard!

Well, after that, of course, I had to suck on the black guy’s dick. But since I knew my little bitch has naughty bi cocksucking fantasies, I was really nice and let him suck that big cock, too!

I had lots of kinky plans for him, but he came before I was able to finish them. That’s ok, though, because I’ll save up my evil thoughts for later!

If you’re like N. and ready to get naughty, then call me at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hey there, sissy sluts! Your favorite bratty domme loves to play with all the kinky little fuckers out there who want to be super-girlie.

Like C., who just called me earlier. He wasn’t happy just being a little cross-dresser. He wanted to be turned completely into a woman!

He was a little reluctant, though. I love forced feminization, so it got crazy really fast!

I didn’t want C. to be just some cheesy-looking imitation of a chick. Oh, no. I wanted to turn him completely into a woman, so I could take him everywhere, and he’d pass. So we had to do some transformation phone sex!

And I totally transformed him!

I took him to a salon, where I had his hair cut in a really feminine style. I didn’t think that was enough, though, so I had the stylist bleach his hair bimbo platinum blonde! *Giggles*

Yay for my little salon sissy!

After that, we went to my doctor friend’s office, where she gave him some female hormones. She told us how it would cause him to grow breasts and gain weight around his hips. It would also cause his cock to become totally useless! *Grin*

After that, I took my little sissy shopping for slutty clothes. I was sad that C. came really hard before I could get to the best parts: a makeover, body hair waxing, and forced bi action!

Oh, well. Maybe next time.

So for all you little sluts out there who are dying to be female, here’s your chance. Give Princess Parker a call at 1-888-KINKY-55 to live out all your fetish phone sex fantasies!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.