Bratty Phone Sex Coed

Hiya, boys. How goes it?

I was trying to decide what to blog about earlier. There are tons of options, you know, because I’m into all kinds of fetish phone sex calls. Well, it turned out I couldn’t pick just one! *Giggles*

So I thought that today, instead of focusing on a certain fetish, I could write about all the awesome ways you can enjoy cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

Of course, 18 teen phone sex with me is fun in any form, right? And you know me, I’m always up for anything and everything!

You know, like taboo phone sex. Lots and lots of you boys call me for that! I think you love that have no limits whatsoever and am totally anything goes. You know I’m not going to get all weirded out and say, “OMG, you’re such a pervert!” and slam the phone down on you or something.

It’s much more likely that I’ll listen to your fantasy and tell you about one of mine that’s awfully similar.

Then, a bunch of you also like it when this bratty domme is on top! I get all kinds of guys who want me to be in charge one way or another. *Smiles* And I’m not complaining!

By far, the most common fantasy of the guys who call me craving domination is cuckold phone sex. But that may be because of my fascination with big black cock.

Then, there are also a ton of guys who want to have their small dicks laughed at by this 18 teen humiliatrix. That probably goes back to the black dick thing, too. I mean, they know I’ve seen what a *real* cock looks like, so they wanna hear me laugh at their stupid-looking little thingie. *Giggles*

But, yeah, it totally doesn’t matter what your fantasy is. I want you to share it with me! I love hearing about all the dirty things that turn men on when they call me for phone sex.

Anyway, I’d love to talk to you soon. My number is 1-888-KINKY-55, which is super-easy to remember! So when you’re feeling horny (like now), pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Quick, what’s the most common reaction you get when a girl (any girl, I mean, not just a hot phone sex brat like me) sees your tiny thingie?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Laughter. Giggles. You should be used to it by now, right?

I mean, maybe she’s a nicer person than me. She might try to stifle her giggles and hide them behind her hand. She might pretend like she needs to use the bathroom, excuse herself, and go laugh at you in silence. Then, suddenly, her friend calls, and there’s some horrible emergency that she has to attend to. And you never see her privately again, do you? And when you see her and her friends in public, they all seem to be smirking openly at you with these knowing grins on their faces.

But that’s not me. Not at all. I’m an 18 teen phone sex slut, and I’ve seen tons of dick. And yours just ain’t cutting it, little man. *Giggles*

I’m totally not shy, and I call them like I see them. So in your case, that means straight up small penis humiliation!

Don’t even play like that doesn’t make your tiny fucking thing throbbing hard ’cause we both know it does.

Anyway, if you’re ready for humiliation phone sex with the hottest 18 teen humiliatrix ever, then call me, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55!

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hiya, little boys. I know all of you secretly–or not so secretly–have a crush on your phone sex babysitter.

She’s beautiful, isn’t she? A perky, petite 18 teen phone sex girl with long blonde hair, brown eyes, a tight little body, and a wicked, wicked mind.

Somehow, she seems to understand all your needs and desires and fetishes. Even some of the ones you keep hidden away in the darkest corners of your minds.

She knows all about you, the little sissy baby, who wants to be humiliated and dressed up in diapers and little girls’ clothes.

She knows all about you, the little schoolboy, who needs a spanking from time to time to keep you in line.

She loves participating in the corruption and humiliation of naughty little boys. She has a gentle hand to use on an adult baby and a firmer one to use on those somewhat older boys who have lessons to learn.

How do I know all this? Because the star of all your babysitter phone sex fantasies is me! *Giggles* So hurry up and call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55, and let’s have some fun already!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

In spite of the fact that I can be a total phone sex brat, I’m actually really submissive. Well, for the right person.

See, the problem is, there are too few real men out there anymore. I don’t know what happened because from what older women, like my mom and some of the older phone sex girls at DBMG tell me it hasn’t always been like this. That men used to know how to put girls in their places.

I dunno. I kinda wish it were like that now. As it is, I have to amuse myself by showing my scorn for weak-willed losers by giving them a lot of humiliation while I secretly pine for a big, strong, confident man who isn’t afraid to be in charge.

A lot of guys ask me, “Parker, why do you like black guys so much?”

Well, the truth is, aside from the fact that I love that big black cock, it seems like a much greater percentage of black guys, as opposed to white guys, are willing to be dominant with me. Seems like a lot of white dudes just see a hot blonde chick like me and get all drooling and stupid and want to do anything I want.

Lame! *Rolls eyes*

What I want is a man who’s not afraid to be dominant with me, who won’t roll over on his back every time I come around. I want to do some really wild roleplay phone sex where I get to please him and obey his every command like a good little girl!

Are you that man? Or are you just a loser? This phone sex submissive knows how to take care of strong, dominant men, and I know how to laugh at stupid submissive men.

So whatever you are, call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Yes, boys, this is totally another “Princess Parker loves big black cock” blog!

So I just had a fantastic call with N., who is now officially my new bitch boy. *Giggles* He’s a naughty little slut and a complete black cock cuckold! Which, as you know, is totally ok with me.

N., of course, wants me to be 100% happy, so when I brought home a big black guy from the club to fuck, N. wanted to watch. Little voyeur!

I had him strip for me, so I could compare his dick to the other guy’s BBC. You can imagine he came up kinda, well, short, right? *Giggles*

I love to cuck little white boys and tell them what I REALLY think of their dicks. Some small penis humiliation always gets me in the mood to be fucked really hard!

Well, after that, of course, I had to suck on the black guy’s dick. But since I knew my little bitch has naughty bi cocksucking fantasies, I was really nice and let him suck that big cock, too!

I had lots of kinky plans for him, but he came before I was able to finish them. That’s ok, though, because I’ll save up my evil thoughts for later!

If you’re like N. and ready to get naughty, then call me at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hey there, sissy sluts! Your favorite bratty domme loves to play with all the kinky little fuckers out there who want to be super-girlie.

Like C., who just called me earlier. He wasn’t happy just being a little cross-dresser. He wanted to be turned completely into a woman!

He was a little reluctant, though. I love forced feminization, so it got crazy really fast!

I didn’t want C. to be just some cheesy-looking imitation of a chick. Oh, no. I wanted to turn him completely into a woman, so I could take him everywhere, and he’d pass. So we had to do some transformation phone sex!

And I totally transformed him!

I took him to a salon, where I had his hair cut in a really feminine style. I didn’t think that was enough, though, so I had the stylist bleach his hair bimbo platinum blonde! *Giggles*

Yay for my little salon sissy!

After that, we went to my doctor friend’s office, where she gave him some female hormones. She told us how it would cause him to grow breasts and gain weight around his hips. It would also cause his cock to become totally useless! *Grin*

After that, I took my little sissy shopping for slutty clothes. I was sad that C. came really hard before I could get to the best parts: a makeover, body hair waxing, and forced bi action!

Oh, well. Maybe next time.

So for all you little sluts out there who are dying to be female, here’s your chance. Give Princess Parker a call at 1-888-KINKY-55 to live out all your fetish phone sex fantasies!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Everything about me is so perfectly cute. I mean, really, see for yourself. Even my little feet are super sexy. That’s why all you foot fetish fuckers are always like, “Princess Parker, please let me worship your feet.”

And that’s cool and all, but I’m wondering what I’m getting out of this.

Of course, you’re going to get your tiny little dickie off while you slobber all over my feet, but what do I get to do? Do I get to dish out the small penis humiliation like only I can?

Yeah, that sounds like fun!

I can put you at my feet for some foot fetish phone sex. I’ll have you play with that little thingie while you kiss each one of my cute little toesies. And I can laugh at how it’s not much longer than my big toe!

See? A win/win situation, if I do say so myself! You get to do the whole foot worship bit, and I get to do one of my faves, SPH.

Hmm. If you’re really good, I’ll even let you cum on my perfect coed feet. But you’ll have to lick it all up, though.

So call me, fuckers, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with your favorite phone sex brat, Princess Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hi, boys! Your favorite bratty domme was out with some of her sorority sisters for dinner today.

OMG, our waiter had to be a total sissy fag. No, seriously, if he wasn’t a total sissy bitch, then I have never seen one! *Giggles*

I could think of all kinds of things I wanted to do with this loser while he prissed and pranced around me and my sisters. I mean, I could totally look at him and tell he had a small dick. You know what that means, don’t you? Small penis humiliation! Mmm, one of my favorites.

Of course, I’m sure the little bitch would’ve wanted more than just to be dressed in panties and laughed at by me and my sisters. So to increase the humiliation, do you know what I’d do?

Yep, that’s it. Whore him out! Just think, a loser in pink panties, me, and a roomful of guys with big black cock taking turns with him.

Sounds like a fun Saturday night to me.

I bet it sounds fun to you, too, huh? It’s really easy to get it, too. Just call Princess Parker at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex. I’ll keep the frilly panties handy….

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hi, phone sex perverts!

I have had a great week with school and all your naughty calls! Oh, I have to tell you all about my new caller, footboy, who has a total fetish for kneesocks!

Actually, it isn’t the kneesocks themselves that interest him. It’s the person wearing them who interests him, particularly if that person is superior to him. *Wink*

I loved discussing all of footboy’s taboo phone sex fantasies with him! Those I will leave to your imagination…but feel free to call and ask me if you’re curious!

However, in the course of some of these conversation I had with footboy, he revealed a tiny secret to me. *Giggles*

You know, we all know how much I just love BBC and small penis humiliation. But I have to say, it isn’t very often that one encounters a penis so small that it doesn’t even require a big black cock to compare it to for SPH!

I’m a roll with the acronyms.

I feel pretty certain that footboy and I will engage in some more small penis humiliation phone sex again soon. I mean, I like giggling at him, and it sure seems to make his little thingie hard…too. *Giggles*

So if you’re like footboy, you should probably call me. Who knows, you might even have the dubious honor of being larger than he is! 1-888-KINKY-55 is the number for cheap phone sex with me. Talk to you soon!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

P.S. I now have a voice sample up on the site! Click on the link to visit the page and listen: Parker’s Young Phone Sex Voice!

Hiya, sissy sluts!

Your favorite BBC-loving coed is so ready to have some fun tonight. I’ve got a big black guy with a huge big black cock coming over later.

I know all you sissy phone sex boys are totally interested in that. *Wink*

Maybe I should have you come over, dressed up in your sexiest outfit. You know, some sexy, lacy panties and a matching bra, maybe pink. And a short skirt and sexy top, too! Oh, and some heels! *Giggles* And then you get to be a total sissy cocksucker for me!

I can’t wait to see your sissy ass with a BBC in your mouth, OMG!

So then, I can giggle in your ear and tell you what a dirty whore you are and stuff. I love humiliation with a cum-slurping fag!

I can’t wait to have cheap phone sex with you little sluts, so call me at 1-888-KINKY-55!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.