Bratty Phone Sex Coed

Hiya, boys. How goes it?

I was trying to decide what to blog about earlier. There are tons of options, you know, because I’m into all kinds of fetish phone sex calls. Well, it turned out I couldn’t pick just one! *Giggles*

So I thought that today, instead of focusing on a certain fetish, I could write about all the awesome ways you can enjoy cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

Of course, 18 teen phone sex with me is fun in any form, right? And you know me, I’m always up for anything and everything!

You know, like taboo phone sex. Lots and lots of you boys call me for that! I think you love that have no limits whatsoever and am totally anything goes. You know I’m not going to get all weirded out and say, “OMG, you’re such a pervert!” and slam the phone down on you or something.

It’s much more likely that I’ll listen to your fantasy and tell you about one of mine that’s awfully similar.

Then, a bunch of you also like it when this bratty domme is on top! I get all kinds of guys who want me to be in charge one way or another. *Smiles* And I’m not complaining!

By far, the most common fantasy of the guys who call me craving domination is cuckold phone sex. But that may be because of my fascination with big black cock.

Then, there are also a ton of guys who want to have their small dicks laughed at by this 18 teen humiliatrix. That probably goes back to the black dick thing, too. I mean, they know I’ve seen what a *real* cock looks like, so they wanna hear me laugh at their stupid-looking little thingie. *Giggles*

But, yeah, it totally doesn’t matter what your fantasy is. I want you to share it with me! I love hearing about all the dirty things that turn men on when they call me for phone sex.

Anyway, I’d love to talk to you soon. My number is 1-888-KINKY-55, which is super-easy to remember! So when you’re feeling horny (like now), pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys! What’s up? I’ve just been sitting here thinking about how much I’m craving some taboo phone sex.

Oh, you know the kind I’m talking about. The kind that’s so naughty, so dirty, so utterly twisted that you should be shocked and appalled by it. That is, of course, if you weren’t getting off so hard on it! *Giggles*

See, I have all kinds of fantasies. I’m an anything goes phone sex girl, after all. You name it, and I probably want to do it. Actually, except for the very most perverted and possibly criminal things, I probably *have* done it already.

Part of what makes these oh-so-naughty fantasies so fun with me is my young phone sex voice. The other part is my open and delightfully creative mind. When you tell me your deepest, darkest fantasies, I’m not just pulling something out of my ass that I think you’ll like while I’m secretly shuddering at the thought of someone getting off on this. Chances are, I’ve masturbated to it, too.

Oh, yeah. I’m truly kinky and truly deviant, and you’ll love 18 teen phone sex with me. Promise!

Time for you to get your credit card and phone and give me a call. Get ready, though, because I’m planning on rocking your world! Call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with me.

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hi, boys! It’s been really cold down here where I live the past few days, so I’ve been having to dress warmly.

One of my favorite articles of winter clothing is socks. Not just any kind of socks, though. Kneesocks! Or over-the-knee socks! They’re toasty warm, and they keep my poor little toes from freezing off. And they come in all kinds of super-cute colors and prints. Yay!

Oh, and they make all you sock fetish boys CRAZY! *Giggles* That’s always an added benefit.

Like today, I wore these fabulous pink and green plaid over-the-knee socks, along with the rest of my outfit. And now, since I’m back at home where it’s nice and warm, I’ve shed most of the rest of my outfit. So I’m wearing nothing but a black t-shirt, pink panties, and these fantastic socks!

That just invites sock fetish phone sex calls, doesn’t it? I sure hope so!

Just think…a hot phone sex brat teasing you over and over with her sexy feet and cute socks. Doesn’t it almost make you crazy just thinking about it?

Well, all you’ve got to do is pick up the phone and call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some really awesome fetish phone sex! Talk to you soon!

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed as DBMG Technologies.

Quick, what’s the most common reaction you get when a girl (any girl, I mean, not just a hot phone sex brat like me) sees your tiny thingie?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Laughter. Giggles. You should be used to it by now, right?

I mean, maybe she’s a nicer person than me. She might try to stifle her giggles and hide them behind her hand. She might pretend like she needs to use the bathroom, excuse herself, and go laugh at you in silence. Then, suddenly, her friend calls, and there’s some horrible emergency that she has to attend to. And you never see her privately again, do you? And when you see her and her friends in public, they all seem to be smirking openly at you with these knowing grins on their faces.

But that’s not me. Not at all. I’m an 18 teen phone sex slut, and I’ve seen tons of dick. And yours just ain’t cutting it, little man. *Giggles*

I’m totally not shy, and I call them like I see them. So in your case, that means straight up small penis humiliation!

Don’t even play like that doesn’t make your tiny fucking thing throbbing hard ’cause we both know it does.

Anyway, if you’re ready for humiliation phone sex with the hottest 18 teen humiliatrix ever, then call me, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55!

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hey there, foot fetish fuckers!

Look at my pic. Can you see what pretty feet I have? *Giggles*

Wouldn’t you love to be kneeling at my cute little feet and indulging me in a long, hot foot worship session? Licking my soles and the tops of my feet, sucking on my cute little toes, rubbing your face against them…mmm!

I would love to lay you on the floor under my feet, which is definitely where you belong, and run my feet over your whole body. Oh, yes, foot tease and denial!

Maybe I’ll even tie your hands behind you while I tease you, so you can’t play with your little cock while I tease you with my perfect little feet. God, it’ll be so much fun to laugh at you while you’re, like, humping the air while I tease you. *Giggles*

I can’t wait!

If you’re really good, and I feel generous, I might even get you off with a nice little footjob, AND let you lick your cum off my feet. Or I might just leave you with blue balls. You know. Whatever.

So I’m thinking it’s time for you to call me for cheap phone sex. The number is 1-888-KINKY-55. Be sure you ask for me, Princess Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

So I was hanging out over at one of my friends’ houses earlier, and we were checking out her Christmas tree. It’s really pretty and colorful, which I loved. Anyway, several of us were talking about which ornaments on the tree were our favorites.

I bet you already know which ones I picked, right? *Devilish grin*

The blue balls!

That’s right, I love blue balls in any shape or form. I REALLY love when I’ve given you painful blue balls from a long, hot tease and denial session!

This phone sex brat knows tons of ways to tease all you nasty pervs out there.

Maybe I should tell you some stories about sucking and fucking guys with that big black cock. You’ll definitely get turned on, imagining my petite little body getting rammed by a huge black dick!

Or maybe I should be a little prick tease and tease you with my tight, sexy body. I can do a strip tease and give you a lap dance. Mmm, I can even play with your hard cock, give you a nice handjob. But let you cum? No way!

That’s why they call it tease and DENIAL phone sex, obviously.

So call me at 1-888-KINKY-55 if you’re ready for some fun with a supreme blue balls-inducing coed!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

In spite of the fact that I can be a total phone sex brat, I’m actually really submissive. Well, for the right person.

See, the problem is, there are too few real men out there anymore. I don’t know what happened because from what older women, like my mom and some of the older phone sex girls at DBMG tell me it hasn’t always been like this. That men used to know how to put girls in their places.

I dunno. I kinda wish it were like that now. As it is, I have to amuse myself by showing my scorn for weak-willed losers by giving them a lot of humiliation while I secretly pine for a big, strong, confident man who isn’t afraid to be in charge.

A lot of guys ask me, “Parker, why do you like black guys so much?”

Well, the truth is, aside from the fact that I love that big black cock, it seems like a much greater percentage of black guys, as opposed to white guys, are willing to be dominant with me. Seems like a lot of white dudes just see a hot blonde chick like me and get all drooling and stupid and want to do anything I want.

Lame! *Rolls eyes*

What I want is a man who’s not afraid to be dominant with me, who won’t roll over on his back every time I come around. I want to do some really wild roleplay phone sex where I get to please him and obey his every command like a good little girl!

Are you that man? Or are you just a loser? This phone sex submissive knows how to take care of strong, dominant men, and I know how to laugh at stupid submissive men.

So whatever you are, call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hiya, boys. Are you ready for some really taboo phone sex? I know I am!

I have the youngest phone sex voice you’ve ever heard, and it’s guaranteed to drive you crazy! *Giggles*

I always have been and always will be an anything goes phone sex. I mean, really, let’s be honest here. Limits are for losers! I am so not a loser, and I hope you aren’t, either.

So whatever twisted fantasy you want to do, then I’m down for it! In fact, the wilder and more fucked up it is, the more I like it!

Maybe you want to do a roleplay where I’m the naughty next door neighbor. Or maybe you’re into cheerleader phone sex. That works out great because I was a cheerleader in high school! I can’t wait for you to be my teacher.

Maybe you want to get even kinkier than that, and that’s totally cool with me. This 18 teen phone sex girl is ready to get crazy with you, so give me a call at 1-888-KINKY-55! Can’t wait to talk!

XOXO,
Parker

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Everything about me is so perfectly cute. I mean, really, see for yourself. Even my little feet are super sexy. That’s why all you foot fetish fuckers are always like, “Princess Parker, please let me worship your feet.”

And that’s cool and all, but I’m wondering what I’m getting out of this.

Of course, you’re going to get your tiny little dickie off while you slobber all over my feet, but what do I get to do? Do I get to dish out the small penis humiliation like only I can?

Yeah, that sounds like fun!

I can put you at my feet for some foot fetish phone sex. I’ll have you play with that little thingie while you kiss each one of my cute little toesies. And I can laugh at how it’s not much longer than my big toe!

See? A win/win situation, if I do say so myself! You get to do the whole foot worship bit, and I get to do one of my faves, SPH.

Hmm. If you’re really good, I’ll even let you cum on my perfect coed feet. But you’ll have to lick it all up, though.

So call me, fuckers, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with your favorite phone sex brat, Princess Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

This 18 teen phone sex girl just loves to hear all your kinky little fantasies! Today, I had a naughty little boy call me to tell me all about his. *Giggles*

This particular naughty little boy was into babysitter phone sex, which is ALWAYS one of my faves.

Our kinky taboo roleplay began with me walking in on him playing with himself. Naturally, being his responsible babysitter, I told him to stop. But he was such a naughty boy that he refused to listen to me!

That, of course, meant that he had to be punished! So I jerked his little butt up and over my lap for the spanking he deserved. It wasn’t much of a punishment, though, because his cock stayed hard throughout the whole thing!

So I decided what he really needed was some humiliation instead! I made him dress in my panties and stroke himself for me.

We had some more fun after I turned him into my little sissy phone sex boy, but if you want to hear about it, you’re going to have to give me a call! 1-888-KINKY-55 gets you cheap phone sex with Princess Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.