Saturday, 31 of July of 2010


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Small Penis Humiliation Phone Sex

SPH Phonesex Parker

Go ahead. Tell this coed phone sex girl the bad news. I know it’s coming, after all. Might as well go ahead and get it over with.

Take your clothes off. DO IT! Let’s see just how small that little white penis of yours REALLY is.

OMG. OMFG! Wow, you’re going to have to come closer. I can hardly see it, and there’s nothing wrong with my vision!

Oh, yeah, that little thing is definitely worthy of SPH. That’s the ONLY thing it’s worthy of, in fact.

Wow. I really hope you never try to have sex with a girl. You’re going to disappoint the hell out of her if you do try. Or maybe you have tried before, and she laughed at you. That was when you started liking small penis humiliation, wasn’t it?

And now here you are. Standing here totally naked in front of me while I laugh at you and give you one of my very special SPH phone sex calls. Aren’t you a lucky little thing? Emphasis on the “little!” *Giggles*

What happens next? Call your teen phone sex Mistress, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some small penis humiliation phone sex and find out!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Roleplay Phone Sex

Roleplay Phonesex Parker

Hiya, boys! I wanna talk to you about one of my longtime favorite fantasies–roleplay phone sex.

See, the thing about roleplaying is that no matter how crazy or wild or out there your fantasy is, we can still do it. I’ll talk about anything (as you should already know by now)! So no matter how taboo your taboo phone sex idea is, I’m game for it!

My young phone sex voice is really perfect for all your ageplay fantasies. I know I say that all time, but my voice and I are really versatile. I mean, if I were just a year younger, I’d be illegal, so I know what I’m talking about here! I can be the naughty schoolgirl princess you love so much, or I can go even younger than that!

I know you love coed phone sex with me! Especially when you get to be my Daddy or my pervy older neighbor or my cheerleading coach or my naughty teacher or my babysitter.

You can do all that and more when you call your favorite teen phone sex girl for a hot phone sex roleplay! The number is 1-888-KINKY-55. We’re going to have so much fun together! I can hardly wait!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Teen Phone Sex

Teen Phonesex Parker

Hiya, boys! I know I’ve been really bad and haven’t blogged lately, but you’ll forgive your favorite teen phone sex girl, right? It’s been a really busy, but now I’m back and better than ever!

There are just so, so many ways for you to enjoy phone sex with a schoolgirl princess like me, you know. I’m up for anything, anytime, anywhere. I know you love that I’m an anything goes phone sex girl. And you know what? I love it, too!

I like that I work for a place that lets me talk about any and everything I wanna talk about. I don’t have to worry about pissing off some grumpy old frowny-face lady who monitors our calls. That’s actually pretty creepy if you think about it, some old prude listening in and trying to sensor me. Ew, ew, ew.

So, yeah. Glad I can do taboo phone sex without any comments from the peanut gallery.

You’re lucky that I have a super young phone sex voice that works out just perfectly for your most taboo fantasies. You <3 young girls like me, I know. And that makes me really happy!

So if you’re ready for a fantastic and naughty experience with this coed phone sex girl, then call me, Parker, right now! Talk to you soon!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Coed Phone Sex

Coed Phonesex Parker

You know, tons of guys love my young phone sex voice. They all tell me how cute and fun I sound. *Giggles* It’s true. I may be 18 and a teen phone sex girl, but I don’t sound like it!

I’m legal, though, even if I don’t sound like it. Promise!

Of course, all the boys think my voice is perfect for all their naughty roleplay fantasies. Yep, taboo phone sex is one of my specialties!

I also do the whole bratty teen thing really well, too. I’m an only child, so I’m pretty used to getting my way. That makes it awfully easy for me to boss the dirty old men around. *Giggles*

Big black cock is one of my favorite things in the universe. So if you want to add roleplay, BBC, and either a little bratty femdom princess or a Daddy’s good girl thing, then I have an idea.

Maybe “Daddy” could come home from work early and catch his pretty, slutty blonde daughter in bed with her big black boyfriend! What would happen next in that fantasy is entirely up to you. *Winks*

So pick up your phone and call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some fantastic coed phone sex. I can’t wait!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Interracial Cuckold Phone Sex

Black Cock Cuckold Phonesex Parker

Hiya, boys! How are all you little cuckold losers doing today? *Giggles* Bet you haven’t been able to stop thinking about me, have you?

Not that I blame you. My hot teen phone sex girl body is enough to drive even dudes with big dicks who actually have a CHANCE with me crazy! So I know all of you have probably masturbated to my pics so much you’ve got freaking carpal tunnel.

Plus, it’s not exactly a secret how much cucky boys get off on thinking about me fucking a big black cock. You’re in luck, too. I just fucked a couple of new ones this weekend! *Giggles*

I went to this awesome club with a couple of my sorority sisters. We had to get fake IDs to get in, but whatever. We looked so hot that it wasn’t like they really looked closely at them at the door, anyway. I drank some, naturally, since I had that fake ID, but mostly I danced a lot. Like…A LOT. With a bunch of different guys. There were sooooo many huge black guys there! I can’t even count the number of BBC I had rubbed against my ass on the dance floor!

It wasn’t like I didn’t have my choice of dudes there, so I could afford to be REALLY selective. Which I was. I picked the two biggest, hottest guys there with the hardest dicks and took them home. It didn’t hurt that they were friends, either. *Giggles*

We went back to my place, and I got plowed in all three of my holes by those gigantic cocks. It felt so freaking good! I definitely think those two guys are going to become regulars. ;)

Really, the only thing that was missing was a small-dick white boy there to laugh at. I would’ve loved a little small penis humiliation practice. Not that I need it, but still.

The good thing about interracial cuckold phone sex, though, is that I DO have that loser white boy to laugh at–and it’s you!

So call Princess Parker already at 1-888-KINKY-55 to discuss your black cock cuckold fantasies. Don’t keep me waiting any longer!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Babysitter Phone Sex

Babysitter Phonesex Parker

Hiya, boys. What’s been going on?

Well, I’ve been hanging out with this guy lately. He doesn’t have a big black cock–mostly because he’s white–, but he is fun for other things.

And by “other things,” I mean indulging my bratty domme side. *Winks*

He’s actually the older brother of one of my sorority sisters. We all got really drunk one night, and he started talking about a bunch of things he’d probably rather not have people knowing. *Giggles* He was really lucky, though. None of the other people there remembered anything that happened the next day. Well, except me, of course!

It turns out that this guy has a diaper fetish, among other things.

I know how to handle an adult baby, so I went to him one day when no one was around and told him that we should make a deal. I could indulge his desire for a babysitter AND keep my mouth shut about what I knew in exchange for him keeping my apartment and car clean, and that otherwise we could keep hanging out like nothing had happened.

We’ve gotten together secretly a few times since then. Now I’m really anxious to see if all the new ABDL stuff I’ve learned translates as well over the phone as I think it will. *Giggles*

I’m sure you’re curious, too. In that case, pick up your phone and call Babysitter Parker for babysitter phone sex right now!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Teen Phone Sex

Teen Phonesex Parker

Hey, boys! How’s it going? It’s going really great for me ’cause school is out now, and I’m getting to take tons of your anything goes phone sex calls!

Those are my favorites, you know. ;)

Like today, when I talked to A. He had a naughty phone sex roleplay in mind. You know I was down for that, right? *Giggles*

So on this call, A. and I met in a bookstore in the mall. I was buying a book to read for class, and he said something to me about it. He seemed to think this teen phone sex girl was hot. We started talking about the book I had in my hand. He seemed surprised that I was reading it for school because he told me that the main character gets raped in it!

Ok, I admit it. I was intrigued.

We kept talking, and somehow, this coed phone sex girl ended up confessing to A. that I had a bit of a rape fantasy myself. *Blushes* He told me we could make it happen, so I was definitely intrigued then!

After I paid for my book, I agreed to meet him in an abandoned section of the mall. He wasn’t in sight when I arrived, but he came out of nowhere and threw me onto the floor. A. tore off all my clothes and then pulled his HUGE freaking cock out. I was kinda worried about how we were going to fit it inside me, but he just forced it in while I squealed and squirmed underneath him.

I had a secret I hadn’t told him, though. My young phone sex voice should’ve tipped him off, but I guess it didn’t. *Giggles* Can you guess what it was?

Do you have a hot taboo phone sex fantasy you’d like to share with me? If so, pick up your phone and call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with me!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Fetish Phone Sex

Fetish Phonesex Parker

Hiya, boys! You’ve all been following my blogs for awhile, right? So I’m giving you a pop quiz! *Giggles* Can you name my top five favorite fetish phone sex calls?

I’ll give you a second to think about it. :)

….

Ok, are you ready for the answers? You can compare them with yours and see how close you were! I’ll go in reverse order, from #5 to #1.

5.) Feminization phone sex! There’s really not much that’s more fun than dressing a boy up in girls’ clothes. Humiliation and cocksucking or strap on phone sex is optional. ;)

4.) Babysitter phone sex! I love little boys of all ages. It’s great being the first one to introduce them to all the naughty things the adult world holds. Not to mention they usually have really hot Dads, too.

3.) Foot fetish phone sex! I like it when boys realize that they belong at my feet simply because I’m so awesome. I have really cute feet, too, which all you boys seem to love!

2.) Age play phone sex! My really young-sounding voice is perfect for this fantasy. Well, so’s my twisted mind, too. The younger the better, really. *Giggles*

And Princess Parker’s number one favorite is…

*Drumroll*

1.) Interracial cuckold phone sex! That one wasn’t hard to figure out, was it? The fact that I mention big black cock in nearly every blog post should have been a HUGE (pun intended) hint for you. ;)

The good news is, even if you don’t see your fetish listed, I’m an anything goes phone sex coed, which means I want to talk about whatever’s on your mind. So pick up your phone and give me, Parker, a call at 1-888-KINKY-55.

Talk to you soon!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


Bratty Femdom Phone Sex

Bratty Domme Phonesex Parker

You know, this bratty femdom has noticed something. There are a LOT of naughty Daddies out there.

And it seems like all of ‘em want to call this teen phone sex Princess. *Giggles*

It’s not like I blame them or anything. I mean, my sexy body and hot young phone sex voice drives boys crazy all the time! So, naturally, they can’t resist me.

But a lot of them seem to like having a hot teen Domme just like me. And, yeah, they definitely shouldn’t let a mischievous girl like me with a totally evil mind have carte blanche to do whatever the fuck I want. *Giggles*

Because, really, it won’t take long for you to be in a pair of my skimpiest panties, Daddy. Really, it won’t, because I’ve loved feminization of boys ever since you caught me dressing my little cousin up in Mommy’s dresses when I was much younger.

Are you wondering what might happen next? Well, to be honest, Daddy, it depends on what kind of mood your little teen humiliatrix happens to be in. Maybe it’ll be something simple, like me giggling at how small your dick looks in those panties. Or maybe it’ll be something naughtier, like me having you suck my boyfriend’s big black cock.

You know. Whatever.

If you’re wondering how this would play out between the two of us, then pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call! Just keep in mind, though, I’ve always loved strap on phone sex with naughty Daddies! *Giggles*

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker


BBC Phone Sex

Interracial Cuckold Phonesex Parker

This weekend was a record in the big black cock department. *Giggles* From Friday night to Sunday morning, a stretch of, like, 36 hours, I had 6 different black dicks.

Think about it. That’s one BBC every 6 hours!

Ok, so it didn’t actually work out that way in reality. It was more like one black cock Friday night, an interracial gangbang Saturday night, and a wake-up black cock Sunday morning. But still.

I know a lot of you boys love that blacks on blonds action, so I figured you’d appreciate that little story. ;)

OMG, for those interracial cuckold phone sex lovers, let me tell you. There was plenty of creampie to go around for everyone after the gangbang! *Giggles*

Sometimes, I think that me liking black cock so much (and so many different black cocks at that) makes me slut. But then I think about it a little more, and I realize that I don’t really care, LOLOLOL! I’m having lots of fun, and all the boys think it’s hot, so who cares, right?

Of course, if Daddy knew how much I like black boys, he might shit himself, but what he doesn’t know won’t hurt him. We’ll just keep it between us, agreed?

I love hearing your big black cock phone sex confessions, too. It’s fun to hear about your black cock stories. You usually like it when I share some of mine, too. :)

So if you’re looking to swap stories on a BBC phone sex call with a teen phone sex girl, then call me. I can’t wait to talk with you about it because I obviously love everything about black dick: seeing it, hearing about it, smelling it, touching it, tasting it, talking about it, and fucking it.

Give me a call at 1-888-KINKY-55 and make sure to ask for Parker!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-88-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker