Bratty Phone Sex Coed

Hiya, boys. How goes it?

I was trying to decide what to blog about earlier. There are tons of options, you know, because I’m into all kinds of fetish phone sex calls. Well, it turned out I couldn’t pick just one! *Giggles*

So I thought that today, instead of focusing on a certain fetish, I could write about all the awesome ways you can enjoy cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

Of course, 18 teen phone sex with me is fun in any form, right? And you know me, I’m always up for anything and everything!

You know, like taboo phone sex. Lots and lots of you boys call me for that! I think you love that have no limits whatsoever and am totally anything goes. You know I’m not going to get all weirded out and say, “OMG, you’re such a pervert!” and slam the phone down on you or something.

It’s much more likely that I’ll listen to your fantasy and tell you about one of mine that’s awfully similar.

Then, a bunch of you also like it when this bratty domme is on top! I get all kinds of guys who want me to be in charge one way or another. *Smiles* And I’m not complaining!

By far, the most common fantasy of the guys who call me craving domination is cuckold phone sex. But that may be because of my fascination with big black cock.

Then, there are also a ton of guys who want to have their small dicks laughed at by this 18 teen humiliatrix. That probably goes back to the black dick thing, too. I mean, they know I’ve seen what a *real* cock looks like, so they wanna hear me laugh at their stupid-looking little thingie. *Giggles*

But, yeah, it totally doesn’t matter what your fantasy is. I want you to share it with me! I love hearing about all the dirty things that turn men on when they call me for phone sex.

Anyway, I’d love to talk to you soon. My number is 1-888-KINKY-55, which is super-easy to remember! So when you’re feeling horny (like now), pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Hiya, boys! What’s up? I’ve just been sitting here thinking about how much I’m craving some taboo phone sex.

Oh, you know the kind I’m talking about. The kind that’s so naughty, so dirty, so utterly twisted that you should be shocked and appalled by it. That is, of course, if you weren’t getting off so hard on it! *Giggles*

See, I have all kinds of fantasies. I’m an anything goes phone sex girl, after all. You name it, and I probably want to do it. Actually, except for the very most perverted and possibly criminal things, I probably *have* done it already.

Part of what makes these oh-so-naughty fantasies so fun with me is my young phone sex voice. The other part is my open and delightfully creative mind. When you tell me your deepest, darkest fantasies, I’m not just pulling something out of my ass that I think you’ll like while I’m secretly shuddering at the thought of someone getting off on this. Chances are, I’ve masturbated to it, too.

Oh, yeah. I’m truly kinky and truly deviant, and you’ll love 18 teen phone sex with me. Promise!

Time for you to get your credit card and phone and give me a call. Get ready, though, because I’m planning on rocking your world! Call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with me.

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

I love sex. I love phone sex. I love to have dark, naughty fantasies.

Most of all, I love taboo phone sex calls with all of you. It seems like no matter how dirty a fantasy I can think of, you can think of a way to make it even dirtier for us.

Which makes my little pussy sooooo much wetter! *Giggles*

Oh, yes. I keep thinking about all these taboo roleplays we could be doing right now–things that are much, much too dirty to mention here–, and it’s really kind of distracting!

My young phone sex voice makes me perfect for you most taboo fantasies. I AM legal, though, even if I don’t SOUND like it. Don’t worry! *Giggles*

So whatever your kinky fantasy is, I want to talk to you about it! I am absolutely an anything goes phone sex girl, so give me a call at 1-888-KINKY-55!

Just because I can’t talk about your naughty fantasies in my blog definitely doesn’t mean I won’t talk about them on the phone with you!

1-888-KINKY-55 (1-888-546-5955)
AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

So I was hanging out over at one of my friends’ houses earlier, and we were checking out her Christmas tree. It’s really pretty and colorful, which I loved. Anyway, several of us were talking about which ornaments on the tree were our favorites.

I bet you already know which ones I picked, right? *Devilish grin*

The blue balls!

That’s right, I love blue balls in any shape or form. I REALLY love when I’ve given you painful blue balls from a long, hot tease and denial session!

This phone sex brat knows tons of ways to tease all you nasty pervs out there.

Maybe I should tell you some stories about sucking and fucking guys with that big black cock. You’ll definitely get turned on, imagining my petite little body getting rammed by a huge black dick!

Or maybe I should be a little prick tease and tease you with my tight, sexy body. I can do a strip tease and give you a lap dance. Mmm, I can even play with your hard cock, give you a nice handjob. But let you cum? No way!

That’s why they call it tease and DENIAL phone sex, obviously.

So call me at 1-888-KINKY-55 if you’re ready for some fun with a supreme blue balls-inducing coed!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

In spite of the fact that I can be a total phone sex brat, I’m actually really submissive. Well, for the right person.

See, the problem is, there are too few real men out there anymore. I don’t know what happened because from what older women, like my mom and some of the older phone sex girls at DBMG tell me it hasn’t always been like this. That men used to know how to put girls in their places.

I dunno. I kinda wish it were like that now. As it is, I have to amuse myself by showing my scorn for weak-willed losers by giving them a lot of humiliation while I secretly pine for a big, strong, confident man who isn’t afraid to be in charge.

A lot of guys ask me, “Parker, why do you like black guys so much?”

Well, the truth is, aside from the fact that I love that big black cock, it seems like a much greater percentage of black guys, as opposed to white guys, are willing to be dominant with me. Seems like a lot of white dudes just see a hot blonde chick like me and get all drooling and stupid and want to do anything I want.

Lame! *Rolls eyes*

What I want is a man who’s not afraid to be dominant with me, who won’t roll over on his back every time I come around. I want to do some really wild roleplay phone sex where I get to please him and obey his every command like a good little girl!

Are you that man? Or are you just a loser? This phone sex submissive knows how to take care of strong, dominant men, and I know how to laugh at stupid submissive men.

So whatever you are, call me, Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hey, fetish phone sex freaks! I had a new kind of call today, and I want to share it with you!

This phone sex brat got a call from T. today. What made T. so special? He has a smoking fetish!

I loved talking about smoking with T. He smokes Marlboro 100s, and I told him all about smoking Virginia Slims 120s! He told me that I should try smoking a cigar one day, too. Hmm, I might give it a shot, but that’s an awfully big smoke for a petite girl like me! *Giggles*

T. and I shared long, hot smoky kisses with each other, and I loved it! Then, I gave him a really sexy smoky blowjob. Yummy!

We finished our call by having him fuck me from behind, while he smoked his Marlboro 100s, and I smoked my Virginia Slims 120s. It was great!

Do you have an 18 teen smoking fetish? If so, I would LOVE to talk to you about it! Just give me a call at 1-888-KINKY-55and ask for Parker!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hiya, boys. Are you ready for some really taboo phone sex? I know I am!

I have the youngest phone sex voice you’ve ever heard, and it’s guaranteed to drive you crazy! *Giggles*

I always have been and always will be an anything goes phone sex. I mean, really, let’s be honest here. Limits are for losers! I am so not a loser, and I hope you aren’t, either.

So whatever twisted fantasy you want to do, then I’m down for it! In fact, the wilder and more fucked up it is, the more I like it!

Maybe you want to do a roleplay where I’m the naughty next door neighbor. Or maybe you’re into cheerleader phone sex. That works out great because I was a cheerleader in high school! I can’t wait for you to be my teacher.

Maybe you want to get even kinkier than that, and that’s totally cool with me. This 18 teen phone sex girl is ready to get crazy with you, so give me a call at 1-888-KINKY-55! Can’t wait to talk!

XOXO,
Parker

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

So my weekend was kinda…blah, I suppose. Not bad or anything, just not phenomenal like most of my weekends are. Maybe your coed phone sex girl is just a little bit spoiled or something.

Anyway, it didn’t totally suck. I just had to babysit for one of my sorority sister’s little cousins. She was all like, “Please, Parker, I need someone to do it for me, you’ll be my best friend forever, blah, blah, blah.”

That’s nice and all, but she totally neglected to mention what a little brat this fucker was!

That’s ok, though. This bratty princess put the little boy in his place and showed him who the real brat in charge was! Maybe if his mom will learn to give him a bare-bottom spanking like I did when he acts up, he’ll grow up to be a tolerable kid, LOL.

But in addition to disciplining the little brat, your favorite 18 teen phone sex girl was having a little bit of fun, too. After I put the little boy to bed, I was determined to salvage my weekend somehow.

So I went in my phone and called one of my favorite big black men with a big black cock and had him come over. He banged me on the couch over and over!

The next day, my charge sure was looking at me funny. I wonder if he heard something. Or saw something! It’d be just like a naughty little boy to sneak downstairs to watch his babysitter fucking a BBC, wouldn’t it?

Well, if he ends up with a cuckold fetish in the future, it’ll hardly be my fault! *Giggles*

Anyway, wanna be the naughty little boy who discovers me fucking my big black boyfriend on the couch? Then call me, Princess Parker, for babysitter phone sex at 1-888-KINKY-55! Talk to you soon, little ones!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hey, boys. School’s started for the fall, and I have to admit this coed phone sex girl is loving it. New boys to tease, new professors to tease, and new parties to go to!

So, in the spirit of the first few days of school, I could totally get down with some schoolgirl roleplays! Maybe you could be that professor I’ve been teasing in class….

I think I probably need a spanking for being so naughty or something. *Wink*

And I love to do all kinds of taboo phone sex calls with you boys! I mean, really, you name it, and we’ll totally try it.

So if you’re ready for the hottest phone sex of your life, then pick up the phone and call Princess Parker now! 1-888-KINKY-55 gets you cheap phone sex with me!

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.

Hey there, taboo phone sex lovers!

I’m feeling really naughty today, and I can’t WAIT to be your 18 teen phone sex slut.

You know, I think what I’m really feeling today is some hot roleplay phone sex. See, I’m really quite the little actress, and it’s way better for me when the role I’m playing gives me something to masturbate to. *Wink*

And you know what kind of roleplaying makes me hottest? It’s that those taboo roleplays that I can’t get enough of!

You know the ones I’m talking about. The kinds of naughty, kinky things you can only do with a young voice phone sex coed like me! Like Teacher/Student and the little teasing slut next door. Or maybe something even more taboo!

So if you feel really dark and twisted, then you need to call the only cheap phone sex girl with fantasies as fucked up as yours. 1-888-KINKY-55

AIM: prettyparker69

$2.50/min. with 10-min. minimum. Visa/MC/Discover accepted. Discreetly billed.