Go ahead. Tell this coed phone sex girl the bad news. I know it’s coming, after all. Might as well go ahead and get it over with.

Take your clothes off. DO IT! Let’s see just how small that little white penis of yours REALLY is.

OMG. OMFG! Wow, you’re going to have to come closer. I can hardly see it, and there’s nothing wrong with my vision!

Oh, yeah, that little thing is definitely worthy of SPH. That’s the ONLY thing it’s worthy of, in fact.

Wow. I really hope you never try to have sex with a girl. You’re going to disappoint the hell out of her if you do try. Or maybe you have tried before, and she laughed at you. That was when you started liking small penis humiliation, wasn’t it?

And now here you are. Standing here totally naked in front of me while I laugh at you and give you one of my very special SPH phone sex calls. Aren’t you a lucky little thing? Emphasis on the “little!” *Giggles*

What happens next? Call your teen phone sex Mistress, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for some small penis humiliation phone sex and find out!

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Hiya, boys! How are all you little cuckold losers doing today? *Giggles* Bet you haven’t been able to stop thinking about me, have you?

Not that I blame you. My hot teen phone sex girl body is enough to drive even dudes with big dicks who actually have a CHANCE with me crazy! So I know all of you have probably masturbated to my pics so much you’ve got freaking carpal tunnel.

Plus, it’s not exactly a secret how much cucky boys get off on thinking about me fucking a big black cock. You’re in luck, too. I just fucked a couple of new ones this weekend! *Giggles*

I went to this awesome club with a couple of my sorority sisters. We had to get fake IDs to get in, but whatever. We looked so hot that it wasn’t like they really looked closely at them at the door, anyway. I drank some, naturally, since I had that fake ID, but mostly I danced a lot. Like…A LOT. With a bunch of different guys. There were sooooo many huge black guys there! I can’t even count the number of BBC I had rubbed against my ass on the dance floor!

It wasn’t like I didn’t have my choice of dudes there, so I could afford to be REALLY selective. Which I was. I picked the two biggest, hottest guys there with the hardest dicks and took them home. It didn’t hurt that they were friends, either. *Giggles*

We went back to my place, and I got plowed in all three of my holes by those gigantic cocks. It felt so freaking good! I definitely think those two guys are going to become regulars.

Really, the only thing that was missing was a small-dick white boy there to laugh at. I would’ve loved a little small penis humiliation practice. Not that I need it, but still.

The good thing about interracial cuckold phone sex, though, is that I DO have that loser white boy to laugh at–and it’s you!

So call Princess Parker already at 1-888-KINKY-55 to discuss your black cock cuckold fantasies. Don’t keep me waiting any longer!

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Hiya, boys. How goes it?

I was trying to decide what to blog about earlier. There are tons of options, you know, because I’m into all kinds of fetish phone sex calls. Well, it turned out I couldn’t pick just one! *Giggles*

So I thought that today, instead of focusing on a certain fetish, I could write about all the awesome ways you can enjoy cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

Of course, 18 teen phone sex with me is fun in any form, right? And you know me, I’m always up for anything and everything!

You know, like taboo phone sex. Lots and lots of you boys call me for that! I think you love that have no limits whatsoever and am totally anything goes. You know I’m not going to get all weirded out and say, “OMG, you’re such a pervert!” and slam the phone down on you or something.

It’s much more likely that I’ll listen to your fantasy and tell you about one of mine that’s awfully similar.

Then, a bunch of you also like it when this bratty domme is on top! I get all kinds of guys who want me to be in charge one way or another. *Smiles* And I’m not complaining!

By far, the most common fantasy of the guys who call me craving domination is cuckold phone sex. But that may be because of my fascination with big black cock.

Then, there are also a ton of guys who want to have their small dicks laughed at by this 18 teen humiliatrix. That probably goes back to the black dick thing, too. I mean, they know I’ve seen what a *real* cock looks like, so they wanna hear me laugh at their stupid-looking little thingie. *Giggles*

But, yeah, it totally doesn’t matter what your fantasy is. I want you to share it with me! I love hearing about all the dirty things that turn men on when they call me for phone sex.

Anyway, I’d love to talk to you soon. My number is 1-888-KINKY-55, which is super-easy to remember! So when you’re feeling horny (like now), pick up your phone and give Princess Parker a call!

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AIM: prettyparker69
Yahoo: pretty_perky_parker

Quick, what’s the most common reaction you get when a girl (any girl, I mean, not just a hot phone sex brat like me) sees your tiny thingie?

Yeah, that’s what I thought.

Laughter. Giggles. You should be used to it by now, right?

I mean, maybe she’s a nicer person than me. She might try to stifle her giggles and hide them behind her hand. She might pretend like she needs to use the bathroom, excuse herself, and go laugh at you in silence. Then, suddenly, her friend calls, and there’s some horrible emergency that she has to attend to. And you never see her privately again, do you? And when you see her and her friends in public, they all seem to be smirking openly at you with these knowing grins on their faces.

But that’s not me. Not at all. I’m an 18 teen phone sex slut, and I’ve seen tons of dick. And yours just ain’t cutting it, little man. *Giggles*

I’m totally not shy, and I call them like I see them. So in your case, that means straight up small penis humiliation!

Don’t even play like that doesn’t make your tiny fucking thing throbbing hard ’cause we both know it does.

Anyway, if you’re ready for humiliation phone sex with the hottest 18 teen humiliatrix ever, then call me, Princess Parker, at 1-888-KINKY-55!

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Yes, boys, this is totally another “Princess Parker loves big black cock” blog!

So I just had a fantastic call with N., who is now officially my new bitch boy. *Giggles* He’s a naughty little slut and a complete black cock cuckold! Which, as you know, is totally ok with me.

N., of course, wants me to be 100% happy, so when I brought home a big black guy from the club to fuck, N. wanted to watch. Little voyeur!

I had him strip for me, so I could compare his dick to the other guy’s BBC. You can imagine he came up kinda, well, short, right? *Giggles*

I love to cuck little white boys and tell them what I REALLY think of their dicks. Some small penis humiliation always gets me in the mood to be fucked really hard!

Well, after that, of course, I had to suck on the black guy’s dick. But since I knew my little bitch has naughty bi cocksucking fantasies, I was really nice and let him suck that big cock, too!

I had lots of kinky plans for him, but he came before I was able to finish them. That’s ok, though, because I’ll save up my evil thoughts for later!

If you’re like N. and ready to get naughty, then call me at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with me, Parker!

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Everything about me is so perfectly cute. I mean, really, see for yourself. Even my little feet are super sexy. That’s why all you foot fetish fuckers are always like, “Princess Parker, please let me worship your feet.”

And that’s cool and all, but I’m wondering what I’m getting out of this.

Of course, you’re going to get your tiny little dickie off while you slobber all over my feet, but what do I get to do? Do I get to dish out the small penis humiliation like only I can?

Yeah, that sounds like fun!

I can put you at my feet for some foot fetish phone sex. I’ll have you play with that little thingie while you kiss each one of my cute little toesies. And I can laugh at how it’s not much longer than my big toe!

See? A win/win situation, if I do say so myself! You get to do the whole foot worship bit, and I get to do one of my faves, SPH.

Hmm. If you’re really good, I’ll even let you cum on my perfect coed feet. But you’ll have to lick it all up, though.

So call me, fuckers, at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex with your favorite phone sex brat, Princess Parker!

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Hi, boys! Your favorite bratty domme was out with some of her sorority sisters for dinner today.

OMG, our waiter had to be a total sissy fag. No, seriously, if he wasn’t a total sissy bitch, then I have never seen one! *Giggles*

I could think of all kinds of things I wanted to do with this loser while he prissed and pranced around me and my sisters. I mean, I could totally look at him and tell he had a small dick. You know what that means, don’t you? Small penis humiliation! Mmm, one of my favorites.

Of course, I’m sure the little bitch would’ve wanted more than just to be dressed in panties and laughed at by me and my sisters. So to increase the humiliation, do you know what I’d do?

Yep, that’s it. Whore him out! Just think, a loser in pink panties, me, and a roomful of guys with big black cock taking turns with him.

Sounds like a fun Saturday night to me.

I bet it sounds fun to you, too, huh? It’s really easy to get it, too. Just call Princess Parker at 1-888-KINKY-55 for cheap phone sex. I’ll keep the frilly panties handy….

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Hi, phone sex perverts!

I have had a great week with school and all your naughty calls! Oh, I have to tell you all about my new caller, footboy, who has a total fetish for kneesocks!

Actually, it isn’t the kneesocks themselves that interest him. It’s the person wearing them who interests him, particularly if that person is superior to him. *Wink*

I loved discussing all of footboy’s taboo phone sex fantasies with him! Those I will leave to your imagination…but feel free to call and ask me if you’re curious!

However, in the course of some of these conversation I had with footboy, he revealed a tiny secret to me. *Giggles*

You know, we all know how much I just love BBC and small penis humiliation. But I have to say, it isn’t very often that one encounters a penis so small that it doesn’t even require a big black cock to compare it to for SPH!

I’m a roll with the acronyms.

I feel pretty certain that footboy and I will engage in some more small penis humiliation phone sex again soon. I mean, I like giggling at him, and it sure seems to make his little thingie hard…too. *Giggles*

So if you’re like footboy, you should probably call me. Who knows, you might even have the dubious honor of being larger than he is! 1-888-KINKY-55 is the number for cheap phone sex with me. Talk to you soon!

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P.S. I now have a voice sample up on the site! Click on the link to visit the page and listen: Parker’s Young Phone Sex Voice!

So you’re looking for a phone sex brat to giggle at you and tell you how totally inadequate you are, huh? I’m pretty sure I fit the bill.

One of my favorite parts of phone sex is laughing at the losers! It’s so much fun! And you know what’s more fun than that? Not only do I laugh at you while I’m on the phone with you, I tell all my sorority sisters what a worthless waste of oxygen you are, and they laugh at you, too.

I mean, seriously. If you call me and tell me you have a 3-inch penis, then you totally deserve small penis humiliation! And then if you tell me you’re a virgin, too? Or that you hardly ever get laid?

Well, I only have one thing to say to that…OBVIOUSLY!

Humiliation phone sex is awesome, especially since you losers give me so much ammunition! So call your sexy coed Mistress today and be prepared to be laughed at for all your flaws.

Well, if you can handle it, that is.

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So you’ve got a small penis, huh? Can we even call it a penis? Maybe it’s more like a winkie. Or a clitty. *Giggles*

Well, now, obviously something that small is so not going to satisfy a hot eighteen teen phone sex girl like me, now is it? Nope! Definitely not! Well, I guess it might satisfy my need to laugh at something, but that’d be all.

Ok, so if you have a tiny…thingie…, and I have an obsession with big cock, especially big black cock, what are we going to do? Not to worry. This bratty phone sex coed has a plan!

I say we combine my love of BBC and your desire for small penis humiliation into something totally mind-blowing. Wanna take a guess what it is? It’s one of my favorites!

Cuckold phone sex!

Imagine my sexy petite body being filled with huge black dick while you watch. I’ll look in your eyes and giggle because we both know what I’m thinking. After this hot black guy finishes with me, you’re going to have a yummy creampie to take care of!

If I’m feeling really bratty, I might even make you do a little forced bi phone sex action. Just imagine how good that black dick will feel in your mouth. Or maybe in a hole located a little bit lower. OMG! *Giggles*

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